Habit Historian Gifts

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A trevor of trainspotters

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'