Habit Identifier Gifts

I USED to know everybody by name. Now they're just Tuneless Whistle, Hacking Cough and Knuckle Pop.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Addiction Research Centre.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

The Ten Resolutions

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'