Habit Changers Gifts

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"You won’t need refills."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

'I recently became a veggie.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.