Habit Shaker Gifts

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"I'm ready to switch"

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

Packey Bar.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'