Habit Kicker Gifts

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

Packey Bar.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'