Habit Kicker Mugs

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

Packey Bar.

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.