Habit Holder Gifts

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Addiction Research Centre.

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Packey Bar.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'