Habit Holder Gifts

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

Addiction Research Centre.

'How can I stop biting my nails?' - 'Always wear shoes.'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

Packey Bar.