Habit Conqueror Gifts

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

The Conquest

"Whoopsy."

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

New Year's Resolutions

The Bachelord

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

'Funny things carbohydrates - you can't see them, yet they terrify my mother.'

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

Dental Clinic. Uh-oh, we won't be able to drill our way out of this!

"I would have gone on a run."

Sharing the bed - or not.