Creature Of Habit Enthusiast Gifts

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

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"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

"You're in my spot!"

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

"He's downsizing."

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

'Unconscious ' person on street (part of psychology experiment)

I started biting my lip...and look where that got me!

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."