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"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

"You're in my spot!"

"He's downsizing."

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

'Unconscious ' person on street (part of psychology experiment)

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.