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"You're in my spot!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'I said point, not poke!'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Rhino bird in the rain

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Chameleon.

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'Then it's agreed. We'll go with our animal instincts.'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"

"Here comes crazy old cousin Harriett, who scratches in all the wrong spots."

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

I started biting my lip...and look where that got me!

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'

"You changed the menu! Where's the oatmeal?!"