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"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Bubble gum leaves

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Zombies.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Phoenix

Mating rituals

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Born of the Dead

The next damn Batman.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Echo in the hippo.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'