Creature Of Habit Fans Mugs

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Bubble gum leaves

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Phoenix

Mating rituals

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Born of the Dead

The next damn Batman.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'They learn fast, don't they?'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Echo in the hippo.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'