Creature Of Habit Gifts

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

The creature of habit

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

"You changed the menu! Where's the oatmeal?!"

I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing.

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

New Year's Resolutions

"You're in my spot!"

"I would have gone on a run."

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.

I started biting my lip...and look where that got me!