Habitual Creature Gifts

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Computer talking - "Please stop whistling while I work."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

Eating Alone

"You're in my spot!"

New Year Resolutions Recycling

Woman and dog with mobiles

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

Smoking away money.

"He's stopped that annoying knuckle cracking, but now he's smuggling in bubble wrap."

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing.

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"

"You changed the menu! Where's the oatmeal?!"

"I tried change, it didn't work."