Habitual Behavior Gifts

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

Santa Claus's Mail

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"I hate it when we fight."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

The Map of the Human Heart

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Codependipity.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

The institute.

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Is this your work?"

'Mind if we play through?'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'