"I tried change, it didn't work."
Habitual Human Gifts
Find the perfect gift for the habitually human in your life—those who cherish their routines with a touch of creativity. Our collection features witty and thoughtful designs on mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and art prints that honor their consistent and charming ways. Whether they’re known for their daily rituals or their dependable personality, these products add a dash of fun to their everyday life. Celebrate their unique habits with gifts that blend humor and heart, making every day a little more special.
"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."
"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."
Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.
'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'
The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...
"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."
Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century
'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'
How do you like the new suit?
'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'
'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'
Computer talking - "Please stop whistling while I work."
Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.
'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'
Eating Alone
New Year Resolutions Recycling
Woman and dog with mobiles
sale on paradigm shifts.
'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'
Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don
Smoking away money.
"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."
Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.
'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'
Long Limo Wait
'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'
'Actually, no-one's retiring or getting married this week - it's just that I can't kick the habit.'
'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'
Habitual Human Gifts Collection
Habitual Human Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the habitual human—quirky designs that celebrate their routines and dependable nature.
Habitual Human Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that humorously honor the consistent routines of the habitual human—great for adding personality to any space.
Habitual Human Prints
Choose from witty art prints that celebrate the charming habits of the habitual human, perfect for brightening up their environment.
Habitual Human T-Shirts
Find humorous and stylish T-shirts for the habitual human—ideal for those who cherish their daily habits with a creative flair.