Habitual Hound Gifts

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

A child and his dog

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'It's only a checkup!'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

Computer talking - "Please stop whistling while I work."

There's nothing like the real thing!

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

Woman and dog with mobiles

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

'You're howling off key again!'

Pet Connection - with a pet you are less lonely.

Cup of tea. You always order that. Why not try something else? Because unlike you and your entire generation, I don

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

'This spot here. Looks like she caught the mange when she was here to be spaded."

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."

No Caption. (Priest walks his dog and his dog wears a priest collar.)

"I tried change, it didn't work."

'He's in there somewhere, I just heard him bark.'