Habitual Thinker Gifts

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

How do you like the new suit?

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

"Welcome, Bob. You just heard the latest development in our top story. I'd like to get your knee-jerk reaction to it."

"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

'Look - a Steiner school.'

New Year Resolutions Recycling

Woman and dog with mobiles

'Mischief? Mayhem? General shenanigans? It's never too early to consider one's legacy.'

sale on paradigm shifts.

Smoking away money.

'My philosophy is to think up a new philosophy whenever I need one.'

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

I'll be gone soon, but I've thought of you all in my will... I wonder if it'll be enough to get the loft done?

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Long Limo Wait

"One day son,a ll this will be yours."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Think globally give locally".

'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'