Habitual Questioner Gifts

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'Where were the wise women?'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Lost and Profound.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Religion, This End Up

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

How do you like the new suit?

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

"And where did you come from?"

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

"Not the God I expected."

sale on paradigm shifts.

"Now, nobody fall while I'm gone because I won't hear it."

Smoking away money.

'What question can never be answered by yes?'

Door-to-Door Agnostic

"What makes people wear clogs?"

Man Carves Question Mark.

Long Limo Wait

"Today there was fierce rioting between different religious orientations. Numerous people were killed or injured."