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"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'Where were the wise women?'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Lost and Profound.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Religion, This End Up

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

How do you like the new suit?

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

"And where did you come from?"

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

"Not the God I expected."

"Now, nobody fall while I'm gone because I won't hear it."

sale on paradigm shifts.

Door-to-Door Agnostic

Man Carves Question Mark.

"What makes people wear clogs?"

'What question can never be answered by yes?'

Smoking away money.

Long Limo Wait

"Today there was fierce rioting between different religious orientations. Numerous people were killed or injured."

Bible.