Habitual Thinkers T-Shirts

Smoking away money.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

"I wish he had taken it with him...it's all debt!"

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

'Technically, shouldn't EVERYBODY have survivor's guilt?'

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"My biggest fear is being judged fairly by history."

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"

An old man sees a grave with a 'Your Name Here' inscription.

'Look - a Steiner school.'

New Year Resolutions Recycling

Woman and dog with mobiles

'Mischief? Mayhem? General shenanigans? It's never too early to consider one's legacy.'

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

I'll be gone soon, but I've thought of you all in my will... I wonder if it'll be enough to get the loft done?

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

War kills.

"One day son,a ll this will be yours."

'Actually, no-one's retiring or getting married this week - it's just that I can't kick the habit.'

'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'

'Why can't you count sheep like everyone else?'

'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'

"I can't decide what to give up for Lent."