Habitual Reader T-Shirts

'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Two Generations of Readers

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

The Book Lover

'Bront?saurus.'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Heaven

Jane Austen

'Pop-up Bible.'

Book

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Second to Nun

Person Reading For Pleasure

How do you like the new suit?

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

George Orwell.

'So, read any good book lately?'

Maxim Gorky.

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'