Voracious Reader T-Shirts

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

"Meet The Author"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

The Book Lover

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Idle parts

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Sex Section in the Library

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

The Farmer Sutra.

One book... One book... One book...

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

The Curious George pop-down book

Flower lamp.