Voracious Reader Pillows

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

"Meet The Author"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

The Book Lover

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Idle parts

A man and his dog both reading.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Monster Self-Help

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Sex Section in the Library

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

The Curious George pop-down book

Flower lamp.

The Farmer Sutra.

One book... One book... One book...

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Stonehenge Books