Facetious Reader Pillows

Cold Comfort Books

"Meet The Author"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The Book Lover

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Trivia/Great Literature.

Theodore Dreiser.

Idle parts

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Sex Section in the Library

Telling Self to Buzz Off

One book... One book... One book...

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

The Curious George pop-down book

The Farmer Sutra.

'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Misery lit...

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

That's not my husband's mating dance. That's his read-in-bed shuffle.

"Do you have any why-to books?"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

Law Books

Who's Hoot

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

Lewis Carroll

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"