Cold Comfort Books
Facetious Reader Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures your facetious reader’s playful spirit? Our collection features clever, humorous designs perfect for those who love a good joke and aren’t afraid to be cheeky. Whether it’s a mug for their morning caffeine fix, a t-shirt that makes everyone smile, a cozy pillow for their reading nook, or a print to brighten their space, find the ideal fun and witty gift here.
"Meet The Author"
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
'Is that where you keep the banned books?'
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."
"Barb's such a fast reader."
The Book Lover
"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."
Trivia/Great Literature.
Theodore Dreiser.
Idle parts
"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."
Sex Section in the Library
Telling Self to Buzz Off
One book... One book... One book...
The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop
The Curious George pop-down book
The Farmer Sutra.
'Oh great,,, More protesters getting on our case about how the magazine industry creates 'unrealistic standards' for the human body,'
'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'
Misery lit...
"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"
Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III
The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching
That's not my husband's mating dance. That's his read-in-bed shuffle.
"Do you have any why-to books?"
"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"
I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!
Law Books
Who's Hoot
Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.
'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'
Lewis Carroll
"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"
Facetious Reader Gifts Collection
Facetious Reader Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate facetious readers with hilarious and clever designs, perfect for their daily coffee break.
Facetious Reader Pillows
Discover our range of pillows designed for facetious readers, adding a humorous and cozy touch to their favorite reading spot.
Facetious Reader Prints
Browse our fun and witty prints that capture the playful spirit of facetious readers and make a lively addition to any room.
Facetious Reader T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts tailored for facetious readers who love to share a good laugh and showcase their humorous side.