Facetious Fisherman Gifts

A man fishes with each end of his long mustache.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Loud mouth bass.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Fishing for Birds

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish