Facetious Fisherman T-Shirts

A man fishes with each end of his long mustache.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Fishing for Birds

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Loud mouth bass.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish