Facetious Fun-seeker Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

The Final Selfie

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Looks like another hostile takeover...

Cross Umbrella

'Fathers Day.'

Desert Island Water skiing.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'We're giving the market three 'reallys', today.'

Cheesus

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

"Apparently shares can go down, as well as plunging into meltdown and spinning into free-fall."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

Stock market full recovery?

'The only thing that matters now is inflation. . . Sometimes I wonder why we bother to have inflation at all.'

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

"Take me to your toilet..!"

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"