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'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

Television Readers.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Theodore Dreiser.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

TV vs Reading

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

The Daily Fury

'Should I file this under fict or faction?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Casual skydiving.

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

Man reading in lamp

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Misery lit...

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Law Books

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Snowman outside library.

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

Success Without Effort

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

Egyptian Mummy reads book entitled: 'Computers for Mummies'.