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"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'