Impulsive Reader Gifts

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.