Impulsive Decision Maker Gifts

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Drunk? Come in and get a tattoo!

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I'll have all that, and this."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"