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"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"Oh, no! Hugo's tried snorting Pimms"

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

"I'll have all that, and this."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'