Indecisive Decision-maker T-Shirts

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Expensive greeting cards.

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

'Just too many choices.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Decision time

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

'I know you needed a career change, Dear, but we were doing so much better when you were an accountant!'

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."