Indecisive Investor T-Shirts

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Expensive greeting cards.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Why we always fail.

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Which magazine?

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

'I don't know -- what do people like me usually order here?'

"You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important."