Indecisive Eater T-Shirts

Why we always fail.

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

Supermarket Aisles.

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Expensive greeting cards.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"Two eggs, any style? My mind is reeling."

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Which magazine?