Indecisive Reader T-Shirts

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Supermarket Aisles.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

"Two eggs, any style? My mind is reeling."

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

Why we always fail.

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Which magazine?

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important."

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"