Indecisive Reader Pillows

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

Check out my new e-reader. This thing is sleek, and fast. Aha! What? How can you say you don't like books> This is just a digital book device. So you like reading after all? Reading? What do you use it for? Downloading books I buy on impulse, looking at the first few pages, moving on. So, so, so sad and true.

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Two eggs, any style? My mind is reeling."

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Why we always fail.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Which magazine?

"Sometimes the best decision is not to make one..."

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"