Indecisive Diners Pillows

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Expensive greeting cards.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Decisions, decisions!'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

Supermarket Aisles.

How to sell healthy food...

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

"Two eggs, any style? My mind is reeling."

Why we always fail.