Indecisive Shopper Pillows

There was nothing I wanted desperately enough!

'Who knew you could have a moral debate over boxers versus briefs.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Expensive greeting cards.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Ears Pierced While You Wait

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Supermarket Aisles.

Shopping for an exercise bike

'You knew I was an impulse shopper when you married me!'

The trouble with Black Friday...is the following In-the-Red Monday.

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