Indecisive Shoppers Pillows

Expensive greeting cards.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'Just too many choices.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

Ears Pierced While You Wait

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Shopping for an exercise bike

'You knew I was an impulse shopper when you married me!'

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

The trouble with Black Friday...is the following In-the-Red Monday.

"Two eggs, any style? My mind is reeling."