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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Choice hellhole

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Decisions, decisions!'

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"You just download the app and it stores all your nuts in the cloud."

Tourists

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

'I told you the government were keeping tabs on us.'

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"