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'What's the number to ring to register my 'don't know' vote?'

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Expensive greeting cards.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'Just too many choices.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Supermarket Aisles.

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

"You're holding the map upside-down."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Why we always fail.

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.