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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

Procrastinators Anonymous

"Take a seat please sir."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Confirmation Bias

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

European Parliament.

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

Think Tank (No More Than 10% A.I.)

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

Bored mother awaiting her kids to 'Pickn'Mix' their breakfast cereals in a supermarket

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

"Are you a decisive type person?"

Rock Climbing Businessmen.

"I'll give ya another minute..."

'You've been studying the menu since early morning, surely you must be ready to order!'

Indecisiveness Clinic: 'The hard part is getting people to sign up in the first place.'

"If only life had an 'Add To Cart.' We could avoid making any decisions indefinitely."