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"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Choice hellhole

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

The Eternal Question

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

In a Quandary

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

A man's health care options.

"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Tasting Zoo

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"Challenge or threat?"

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

Tourists