Decision Dilemma Expert T-Shirts

No decision is a great choice sometimes.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

In a Quandary

The emergence of a leader.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

A man's health care options.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"Why is it always me who has to make all the decisions?"

"Nobody said it would be easy!"

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"Maybe yes. Maybe no."

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Tourist Crossroad

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Brain vs heart

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.