Indecision Navigator Mugs

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

'I finally just told my spiritual advisor and my financial advisor to fight it out and I'll listen to whoever wins.'

Procrastinators Anonymous

"Take a seat please sir."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Confirmation Bias

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

European Parliament.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

Think Tank (No More Than 10% A.I.)

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

Too Many Choices! Some Candidates Need to Drop Out!

Bored mother awaiting her kids to 'Pickn'Mix' their breakfast cereals in a supermarket

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

Rock Climbing Businessmen.

"I have to decide if I'm taking that advanced English class next semester. This is one of those big decisions that could have a huge impact on the rest of my life. It could change me forever! You know what that means?"

Can't you decide what you want? Is that a trick question? Menu.