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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

"I'll give ya another minute..."

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”

'It's frostbite, I'm afraid. She couldn't make up her mind what frozen food to buy.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Choice hellhole

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

In a Quandary

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

European Parliament.

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Tourists

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Challenge or threat?"

"This might or might not be a job for noncommittal man?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

Toothpaste mental shutdown.